Friday, January 05, 2007

I know you don't care, but really, the most upsetting thing about having to leave my job is knowing how difficult it will be to get on a new pooping schedule.
I have been defecating between the hours of 9 a.m. and 11 a.m., Monday through Friday for the last three years in the first floor bathroom's handicap stall.

Other places I find it easy to poop:
Borders Book Store
Public Libraries
Private Libraries
Museums (art, space, natural history, etc.)

6 comments:

schroberts said...

I can appreciate the magnitude of your problem. All my job hopping this summer really messed my up tail growing schedule for a while.

Brian Brown said...

crazy dude. i was in the bathroom at work the other day thinking of all the best places to poop. one being the toilet at work because i get to take unannounced breaks in there. also, sometimes i really like to hold my pooping off until i get home.

Joel said...

There's such a sense of relief when you get home and then take your poop...
I understand that completely.

Pauk said...

My girlfriends brother was unable to poop in anyone's toilet but their own until he was ... uhm, too old to be scared of other peoples toilets.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some people are such ninnies about pooping in a public toilet. It seems painful and completely unnecessary to hold it in until you get home.
I'll drop a turd wherever I go.

Anonymous said...

This is great info to know.