So in my dream last night I was house sitting for a coworker. There were about five puppies I was to take care of that would suddenly be kittens and then later puppies again.
Anyway, my sister decided to bring a bunch of friends over and have a party. They tore the place up -- spilling beer everywhere, letting the kituppies out, breaking the porch swing, and having sex in my coworker’s bed.
The funniest part of the dream was when I discovered someone had placed an electric blanket in the shower and I went ape shit.
From now on, I am going to keep a log of how many people I kill in my dreams.
People I’ve killed in my dreams since last night: 1
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hey i had a dream last night and YOU were in it. it was you, me, carl, and schrobs. anyway, we were all dancing to N*SYNC - Bye, Bye, Bye. we were going pretty good, then carl and i teamed up and challenged you two to a dance-off. needless to say, we won.
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